super-who-lockian:

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

potatoes are life

a-romeo-that-loves:

oh my god toyota.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

faraashah:

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

digitalasslamb:

ahrned:

Fuck you u digital ass lamb

ummm excuse me

digitalasslamb:

ahrned:

Fuck you u digital ass lamb

ummm excuse me

horatioandalice:

importantbirds:


hello birb, can u pls help the naming of babs?

Hellow a welcor to name THAT bab!!  Firts round, let us see… Corner Birb become a name Smokey Joe so can open up the barbecue station.
Bird become sits upon name Salmon for a pink cheekle
Yeller is now call either a Potato or the name of Squeep.
Will the NAME stick…?  Fin out netx time of the episode NAME A BABS

These are the best possible name suggestions.

horatioandalice:

importantbirds:

hello birb, can u pls help the naming of babs?

Hellow a welcor to name THAT bab!!  Firts round, let us see… Corner Birb become a name Smokey Joe so can open up the barbecue station.

Bird become sits upon name Salmon for a pink cheekle

Yeller is now call either a Potato or the name of Squeep.

Will the NAME stick…?  Fin out netx time of the episode NAME A BABS

These are the best possible name suggestions.

bunnyfood:

(Via dogshaming)

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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silenthill:

pokemon? way over it. 

talk w/ me when you’re looking for a REAL game

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alexstark-the-hunter:

FREEDOM OF SPEECH MEANS THE GOVERNMENT CANT THROW YOU IN JAIL FOR VOICING YOUR OPINION IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PEERS CANNOT VIEW IT NEGATIVELY OR REPRIMAND YOU ON BEING A DICK IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT IS OBLIGED TO PUT UP WITH YOU GIVING THEM A BAD NAME IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU GET TO BE OPPRESSIVE IN YOUR WORDS AND ACTIONS THEN CRY WHEN YOU ARE CALLED OUT ON IT NOW SHUT UP FUCK PLEASE AND THANK

latenightseth:

Amy Poehler’s reaction to Chris Pratt’s surprise package is priceless.